PUT THE FRIES
IN THE BAG BRO 🍟
$FRIES on Solana
they forgot the fries. we made a coin. this is the way.
📖 THE LORE
markets are cooked. solana down from ATH. stocks cooling off. we're literally at war. nobody's buying houses. meme volume is dead.
so where does that leave us? working at mcdonald's. every single one of us. the degens, the diamond hands, the "this is the bottom" guys. all of us. putting fries in bags.
put the fries in the bag bro. that's the whole thesis. that's the play. when everything else is down, at least you can still get a job at mcdonald's.
this isn't a story about money. it's a story about fries. and the millions of us who are about to learn how to work a fryer.
🏆 Employee Wall of Fame
The managers who built this empire. Some made it. Some didn't. Most are still working the fryer.
🤡 MEME GALLERY
day 47 at mcdonalds. portfolio still down 90%.
ser your order is ready. that'll be your entire portfolio.
wen moon? sir your shift starts in 5 minutes
3am. mcdonalds uniform still on. can't stop thinking about the chart.
crypto tattoos and a mcdonalds hat. this is the endgame.
3am. can't sleep. market opens in 5 hours. shift starts in 4.
they don't know i have a computer science degree
"how's your portfolio?" bro just put the fries in the bag
holding fries and holding back tears. we're all gonna make it.
put the fries in the bag bro. literally.
markets down. war started. fries are cold. same energy.
the fry master. respect the craft.
the mirror doesn't lie. neither does the chart.
would you like fries with that ser
my parents at 22: house. me at 22: large fries please
IT 2 FRIES AND 1 BORGOR
when the tendies hit the floor just like your portfolio
holding bags AND holding fries. this is the way.
they don't pay me enough for this. literally.
crypto down. stocks down. housing down. fries still up.
the whole squad working the night shift now
WHY $FRIES? 🍟
Everything Is Down
Crypto. Stocks. Housing. Memes. But McDonald's is always hiring.
Put The Fries In The Bag
War? Recession? Portfolio down 90%? At least you can still flip fries.
We're All In This Together
From six-figure traders to drive-thru workers. The market humbles everyone.
Fresh Fries
Straight out the fryer. No cold soggy fries here. Unlike your portfolio.
Bag Holders Welcome
We don't judge. Everyone's holding a bag. At least ours has fries in it.
Drive-Thru Speed
400ms finality. Faster than the McDonald's drive-thru at 2am.